SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

  • Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
  • Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
  • Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
  • Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
  • Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
  • Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
  • The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
  • Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
  • Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!
  • Mass Effect fandom: Just like old times, hey, Commander?
  • Dragon Age fandom: Blood magic
  • Star Trek fandom: BEAM DOWN THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE ON THE SHIP AND ONE RED-SHIRT
  • Assassin's Creed fandom: FUCKING TEMPLARS.
  • Faberry fandom: JANEY FUCKING JANSEN.